"Wardrobe Malfunction" :) :) :)

I was late to minyan yesterday morning because I couldn't get my raincoat zipper to work. I'm now awaiting a delivery from good ole L.L. Bean.

And yes, I published this post just for the title. How could I resist, when, as every "Star Trek" fan knows, "Resistance is futile." :)

Now go pay a virtual birkur cholim visit to ADDeRabbi. [Waves.]